Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Nadira.
2. What do your friends call you: Nad, Nadira, Nad Nad,Naddiepoo, Fatimah.
3. What your ex boy/girl friend calls you: I hv none to start of with.
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have? Nadira suits me fine.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s): Esther since Madonna chged her name.
6. what would you name these if you had them as pets? Gus Gus.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called? Fatimah, Gadis Ayu. HAHAHAHAH!
8. What would you name your kids? Definitely meaningful, Islamic names.
9. What would you name a ship you built? Depp.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: It's not me, it's him... my alter-ego.
Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public? Yes.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled? Got one lah...
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? Nah.
14. Tripped while checking someone out? No.
15. Had to pay for something you broke? Nope.
16. Nearly drowned? Nope.
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Yup, married even.
19. Been stuck in the rain? Yup.
20. Been attacked by an animal? Yah, 3 dogs.
21. Caught people having sex? Caught cats mating along my corridor.
22. Fallen asleep while driving? No.
24. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex? Huh...
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel? No.
25. Made a wish that came true? Erm... can't remember.
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream I was kissing... my boyfriend but I hv no idea who he is.
27. I'm only racist towards... none lah.
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...my husband?
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...be broke, starve and fall for a guy who's married.
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... chicken, vege and cook me up some yummylicious Lemak Ayam Cili Padi.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... tudung once I step into my hse.
33. It's always more fun if you... hv lotsa money to spend and lotsa lovin from my hubby.
34. You can't eat steak without... it being cooked 1st.
35. You better shut up before I... give you one tight slap across yr pretty face.
36. Just put it in my... ****** and **** my ****. What? What?
37. I really like you and everything... NOT.
38. I'm not who you think I am... I'm... I'm Mutantx104, Nymphadora Tonks, Nefertiti all rolled into one. No, really.
39. Dude!... is my companion in bed and he nvr wakes up.
Part Four - What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass? I'll slap him back lar... then drag him to the police officers.
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car? Make a huge, frantic commotion tt he's tryin to steal my car.
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you? Sialah, I think I faint right there and then.
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class? Hahaha... laugh lah. So funny.
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes? I'll slap him and get him to kiss bats so he'll get rabies.
45. A genie let's you have three wishes? Take it lah. Then?
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized? Yah those stupid heelies should be ban. Chewing gum should be made legal.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables? Tell her what an old man told her in America. That she look like tt bimbotic Jessica Simpson then slam the door in her face.
48. You had a time machine? Go back to discovery and change history.
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted? Talk to Johnny Depp, Robi Rosa, Orlando Bloom, Pete Sampras, Ryan Giggs, John Travolta. 5 min each. Or buy everything.
Part Five - Would You Rather...
50. find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids? Aids.
51. have the power to fly, or the power to teleport? Teleport like NightCrawler. Cool...
52. have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams? See the future.
54. be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box? Lost in a forest. I'm scared of limited air-space.
55. be in a drama movie, or a comedy? I want to direct a movie.
56. be in a hip hop video or a rock video? Rock.
57. have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th? November 30th.
58. live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan? Live in a cave better.
59. be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary? Mental Institution.
60. snow board or hang glide? Snow board.
61. be a ninja or a pirate? Ninja? At this century? How stupid. I'll go for pirate.
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: Griffyndor.
63. Driver: Michael Schumacher.
64. Yoga: Pilates. Heh.
65. Bakery: The smell of freshly baked stuff.... ahhhh.... nice.
66. Roach: Shivers.
67. Mushroom: YUMMY!!!
68. Sprung: Spring.
69. Exotic: Mauritius.
70. Pythagorean: Greek.
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
72. What is your definition of love? When tt someone stands by you and nvr leave ur side when in times of trouble.
73. List 3 words identifying a person you are currently interested in: Who cares? One is attached, and the other is married.
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: Then close them again and slp.
76. Were you too scared to do it? Yah, do what?
77. Who or what is your worst enemy? Satan.
78. Who is the last person you kicked? I got kicked in the eye ah.
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be? The Queen.
80. Name 3 people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Alex, Andy, Ayu.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you? Nothin yet.
82. If you had to break 1 of your bones, which bone would it be? Why wud I wanna do sucha thin?
