@ 3:02 pm
What not to say when someone says: Marry me?
CAN! How much you want to pay me?
Again?
Why? Am I pregnant?
Um... when do you need to know?
Who else said yes? Am I the only one?
No, seriously.
Gosh, was I that good last night?
So cute! You look so serious! Whose ring is this that you borrowed?
Up to you lah.
Sorry, we were going through a tunnel. I couldn't hear you. Who did you say was 'too hairy'?
No need lah, I'll sleep with you anyway.
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that...
I bet you say that to all the girls/boys...
Aiyah! You should have asked me yesterday! Too late already!
Try not to make the person lose face. Avoid saying:
Why? All the others said no is it?
How much did you pay for that ring? I can get it cheaper wholesale.
Aiyoh, don't scare me like that leh...
Your parole officer allow meh?
Hahaha, happy April Fool's to you too! What for?
Go on. Let me hear you beg.
Where's the hidden camera?
I already told your mother yes. We've picked the dates and the dress already. Forgot to check if you were free that day...
Except in very unique circumstances, refrain from saying:
Sure, but can you afford the operation?
I don't think my spouse and kids would like that...
Oh, so you ARE straight...
So weird! You're the third person to ask me that today!
I don't know... will I?
Avoid being too practical. Don't say things like:
Marry? For how long?
I'll say yes in principle, but we should meet again to work out the details before I make a full commitment.
See what flats are available first, can?
Can you SMS me the question, I'll look into it later. It's not urgent right?
I don't mind, but do I actually have to be there?
How many carats is that?
And try not to be too cruel. Do not say:
If I say yes, then will you leave me alone?
Whatever.
But don't be too eager either! Don't say:
I do.
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