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Friday, August 19


@ 9:02 am

I wanna blog about Smiley. He's this China fella who smiles 24/7. He smiles to the pc, smiles to the printer, smiles at us, smiles everyday, everytime, every min and every sec. So one day he quietly stood behind me, gv me a shock at that too. It was funny, really cos Erica and Jalen had a gd laugh.

Smiley: Ah hi!
Me: Err ya hi...
Smiley: I wooda like to zee ze tekaniki log, err err ze workaordaa? *while pointing frantically at my tech logs*
Me: Hah?! What? Again? What do you need?
*Meanwhile, Jalen at his table, with hands covering his face laughing uncontrollably*
Smiley: I, I want to, uh, see ze tekaniki log. Know? Tekaniki log?
Me: *clueless*
Smiley: Tekaniki log? Workaordaa?
Me: OH! Technical log... and workorder...*I wanted to laugh already, Jalen trying to tahan*
Smiley: Ah yes yes. Tekaniki log. *smiles*
Me: Ok, so wat do you need?
Smiley: How ah, how zoo you get ze ah, tekaniki log into ze ah workaordaa? All in ah, one pagey?
Me: How... what again?
And it went on and on...
Smiley: Ahhh!!! I zee, I zee! Oh ok ok!
Me: Ok?
Smiley: Ok ok! Thhank you, thhank you!
Me: Sure. *giggle* No prob.
Smiley: *smiles*
*Jalen burst out laughing*
Jalen: You should have seen your reaction lar.

I think I better do something about my life. Everyday, I wake up stoned. Board the bus, stare right ahead and begin my everyday 20-mins routine of stoning. Then I drag my butt to the office and get to work. Stone in front of the pc and come afternoon, more stoning. Then I'll stone some more. At the end of the day, I get paid by doing nothing but stoning. See, not very interesting.

Dr. Love is on 1/2 day leave lar. Aiyah. The coolest guy I know. Oh yes, I had a great lunch with Jalen and Tai Wee yest. I think we're the only 3 laughing like idiots in the restaurant. It's like 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place w/o the pizza. One is crude, one is lame and one is horny so good lah. When all 3 get together, you get hyenas(imagine the 3 hyenas in The Lion King, yah that's the exact replica of us).

They taught me what white spots mean. Heh heh. In their language I mean, not panau ok. I shall leave it to your imaginations...




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