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Monday, August 22


@ 5:17 pm

The zoo trip was fantabulous! I absolutely love the penguins and the many many Timons (ahem, not the cucumber-timun ok, Timon as in The Lion King Timon... ok meerkats). So cute... Oh oh! And... we saw 2 orang utans mating. Heh. But ahh, the female one like kena rape you know... ish... must be the mating season or sumthin. A fren of ours got all so excited about it, she went from all angles to get a clearer view. Her testosterone level must be waaaayyyy up there, I tell ya. Heh.

Tmr is the sis's bdae. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAYA! Be good ey.

Now. I just feel like introducing some of the weirdos here at my company. They're part of the family but they're like the albino blacksheeps. I know we're mean but we get a kick out of it. Some of you guys prob would have known this guy by the name of Sebastian, who irritates the crap out of me. We, here, call him by his "sexier" latin name... Sebastiano. He's one of those guys who get on yr nerves, and when you talk to him he appears to be listening but actually he doesn't have a clue as to what you're saying. Really, it's a waste of breath. Oh and he takes up dancing too, mind you.

Then there's his old flame, the Frenchman wannabe. I dunno, for some reason I just find it ridiculous, I found out today he has a Christian name? Daniel. Sounds pretty cheesy... Daniel Wee Wee as Jalen calls him. Yucks. Totally gross. And he too, takes up dancing.... SALSA! Ariba-ariba, angeray-angeray!!! Wait, sorry think that's Mexican rite? Anyway, these two are just disgusting. Put them together and you get 2 really really really old, sagging, digusting old men whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears. Gross.

There's Baguette too but I wouldn't go there...

Oh yes, ever wonder why they call it Christian names and not Catholic names? Would be weird, wouldn't it? Is there a difference? I wonder.




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