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SINGAPORE - Yesterday 2 mad women were found laughing away in a bus. They sounded very much like hyenas on the loose. Their laughters were heard from Changi Airport all the way to Pasir Ris/Punggol. It is suspected that both are working in the vicinity of the airport. Many of the passsengers had worried looks plastered onto their faces the moment both burst out laughing.

It was reported that the whole situation was indeed rather creepy. Thankfully it was in the daylight. If it was at night, it would not be surprising if the passengers thought there were 2 pontianaks sitting amongst them in the bus and then freak out. There would have been mayhem.

Witnesses said that both were uncontrollable. "It was tellible lah!!! Aiyoooh.... like mad woman like that. So scallie one ehhh. If you hear, you oso scared ahh." she said. We've decided to find out what is so funny...

Apparently on the 8th of Nov this year, which is not very long ago lah, a very tragic, painful dispute broke out between a China guy and an English fella. The China guy (also known as Smiley by his colleagues) has this irritating habit of laughing at every little thing, every single time and had unintentionally pissed the crap out of the English fella (also known as Mickey Mouse) as he had found his act "disrespectful" (say it in an English accent, it sounds better).

And so his 'Ha-Ha' was found to be rather contagious and has caused the 2 women to laugh non-stop whenever they think about it. Of course they don't do it in front of Smiley. But colleagues have said that one day he will surely 'kena'. Things have gotten worse and this was the 2nd time he kena hantam from Mickey Mouse. There is bound to be a third.

We managed to interview one of them, the sweet one (also known as Adik), and ask her what she thinks of Smiley. "Alamak. I also dunno how lah. We can only hope that some light will be shed on him to give him guidance and protection. Be it sunlight, the light from the ceiling lamp or lampu minyak tanah. Any light will do lah. Somebody just please help him."

Talks of sending an email has been heard but so far nobody wants to volunteer for this teeth-gritting attempt for fear of getting hypertension. We all can understand.

Well, we all here at NNR: Nad's News Report, wish him luck. Cos seriously he needs it.



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